Funny Jokes – 50+ Best & Latest Funny Jokes – You will Feel Happy

Life seems nothing without happiness and laughter is the best way to become happier. Read these below funny jokes and enjoy this moment.

Best Funny Jokes

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.” 😂😂😂


A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” 😏😏😂😜😂


Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick: “What school? 😏😏😂😜😂


Son: “Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?”

Dad: “Not at all, it kills them!” 😂😂😂


Dad, I’m hungry!”

“Oh hello Hungry, I’m Dad!”

“But I’m really hungry!”

“And I’m really Dad.” 😂😝😂


Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”

Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.” 😂😂😂


Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick: “What school?” 😂😝😂


Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.

His opponent comments: “That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man.” The man, recovering himself, replies, “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”


Doctor: Your test results are showing you’ll easily live to be 80.

Patient: But, wait, I am 80 just now.

Doctor: See, I told you to live healthier!


A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”


Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.

Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Oh welcome home darling,” he says, “my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello.”


A detective asks a woman, “So, your husband hanged himself?” Woman replies, “Yes, that is correct.” The suspicious detective continues, “But why does he have all those bruises on his head?”

“The old fool used an elastic rope!”


Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf.

“Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?”

“Go away! I’m crapping!”


Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!


A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store.

She asks him, “Can you go down to the grocery store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”

Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says, “Why in the world did you buy 6 gallons of milk?”

He responded, “They had eggs.”


I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”

He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”

I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An ID Ten T error?

What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.”

David grinned, “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”

“No”, I replied.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little boy.

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